Today I'd like to share a few humorous thoughts with you.
First, why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you have to touch it to be sure?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
It's easy to identify the people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane. - June Henderson
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost