Thought for the Day

Is the glass half empty or half full?  This is an age old question that has a lot of answers.

  • The optimist says the glass is half full.
  • The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
  • The engineer says the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
  • The realist says the glass contains half the amount of liquid required for it to overflow.
  • The opportunist says "Dear Optimist, Pessimist, Engineer and Realist - While you were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!"
  • The salesperson says "While you debated about whether the glass is empty or full, I SOLD IT!"

And finally, 

Carpe Diem